Friday, February 26, 2010

The 28th Best Classic Horror Short Story 1800-1849 is Hop Frog by Edgar Allan Poe



I pick Hop-Frog as the first classic horror short story by Edgar Allan Poe to appear in this countdown of the Top 40 from 1800-1849. Enjoy it this weekend if you have never read it, or have not experienced it in a long time. I will give my thoughts early next week.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Author of the 28th Best Classic Horror Short Story 1800-1849 is Edgar Allan Poe



The classic king of the American horror short story, Edgar Allan Poe, makes his first appearance on this countdown. Poe was born on January 19, 1809 and he died of mysterious circumstances on October 7, 1849 at the age of 40. This is a link to a fine Poe biography by William Heath Robinson that I included in Edgar Allan Poe Annotated and Illustrated Entire Stories and Poems. I hope you enjoy it.
Stay tuned tomorrow when I will disclose Edgar Allan Poe's first tale on this countdown of the best classic horror short stories from 1800-1849. Thanks!

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Death by Lady Vampire?



There have been many rumors and innuendos surrounding my death by a lady vampire in the Geblüt Mansion of Hell, Michigan. I wanted to put my friends at ease in letting them know that I am back from the dead, or rather undead--so to speak, and doing better than ever.


For those of you who are wondering about all the strange photos and comments on my Wall, I'll explain: for forty two minutes on February 18, 2010, I clogged up the social networking airwaves with a literary ruse in the grand style of Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Facts in the Case of M. Valdemar” or “The Balloon Hoax.” For the past week I had been posting how a friend in real estate had gotten a mansion in Hell, Michigan that had been foreclosed. I told all how I planned to visit the mansion and would be sending back a feed as I toured the old place, which had links to a lady vampire and people who had disappeared over the years in the 40 acres surrounding the mansion. At the time set I went “live,” uploading photos I had stored on my computer every few minutes. The comments were hilarious and I spent those forty two minutes laughing to the point of crying, especially when I uploaded the photo of my wife as the vampire.


Alas egad! Apparently I offended some who thought my untimely death by the teeth of Lady Esselte was real, only to later conclude they may have wasted their time. I am sorry for this. After all, there are many more important things to do on social networking sites like announcing how many pigs you bought at the farm and passing out sparkly hearts and shimmering rainbows. Did I mention glittering fish? And let’s not forget those photos of animals hugging and florescent pink bunnies in rain-slicks that need to be given away.


Okay, on second thought I am not sorry for having caused this literary brouhaha. I am glad for those of you who were able to experience this with me “live’ and I hope you will remember it for some time to come. I have never seen this done before on a social networking site. I plan to publish the entire ruse as it unfolded in my new short collection. It should drop in Q4 of this year. I will keep you--well--posted.

In closing, I sincerely hope this post has gone a long way to dispelling those rumors and innuendos surrounding my death by lady vampire. Thanks to all of you who participated (willingly or unwillingly).
 

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Geblüt Mansion Foreclosure in Hell, Michigan Part III




To continue with my story, by the following week I got an email from M_____ that he was the high bidder at forty grand and change. M_____ had it appraised and learned that the mansion and grounds were valued a close to a million. That’s right, forty grand for a place worth nearly a million dollars.
But there was a catch.

Isn’t there always a catch on a good deal? The place needed substantial repairs. M_____, who is more food compactor than contractor, guessed it to be a quarter of a mill to have a new roof put on, hardwoods laid, energy efficient appliances and to replace the ceilings on the second floor where water damage had occurred. The grounds surrounding the mansion are a mess and many trees (some fallen across the yard and others leaning against the house or with massive limbs that overhung the slate roof) have to be cut up or trimmed back.  Even with all that expense I would be up seven hundred grand. Yearly city and county property taxes run north of twenty grand, so I knew I would have to flip it quickly. Maybe I could sell tickets to the haunted vampire house to defray the tax cost in the meantime.

This Monday, January 15, 2010, I am flying up to Michigan, renting a car, driving 15 miles northwest of Ann Arbor to Hell, and taking a look at the house myself to see how badly it needs repair. If I buy the place I will need to get some contractors in there to fix-it and flip-it (as soon as the Michigan economy turns around).

I am not plopping down forty grand, no matter how good of a deal it might sound, until I have done some heavy due diligence. My real estate agent/friend is vacationing in Barbados so he sent me the key.

This visit is really exciting for me so I’ve decided to post my first tour of Geblüt Mansion, this supposed charnel house, live from my cellphone on Monday.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Geblüt Mansion Foreclosure in Hell, Michigan Part II




Last month I began my research into the house in Hell, Michigan and zeroed in on a few old newspapers that had been digitized. Turns out the Geblüt family had lived in the mansion since the 1950s when it was built by the great grandmother—Esselte Geblüt—who immigrated to America from some barren region of the Harz Mountains, the highest Northern mountain range in Germany. She was a well-known figure from a highborn family who suddenly left the Harz Mountains to move to a remote part of Michigan (Hell, no less) for reasons unknown. One of the meanings of the word hell in German is “pale” translated into English.

When I saw a photo of Esselte Geblüt in the newspaper, she fit the definition to a T. With her hair pulled back, stark white skin, pointy ears, and full lips there was a vampiric quality about the woman.

Esselte found a husband (Victor) in Michigan and they apparently had four children who all passed away at young ages from a strange “disorder of the neurological system.” It was almost like the couple was incompatible; like they were from different species that were not meant to intermix. The papers in Hell were spotty at that time. I learned that Esselte’s husband died in the seventies, but there was nothing about Esselte. What’s more, people had been disappearing in the woods surrounding the mansion for a couple decades. Kids! By connecting all the headlines I found in the digitized papers, the numbers reached into the double digits. Since the disappearances were spread out over decades and at different times in the year, investigators had not found a common thread that sewed together any of them.

The really crazy part is the local rumor that Esselte was a vampire! Geblüt is one spelling of “blood” in German! I wish I hadn’t looked that up. When she moved in all kinds of wooden crates arrived from the Harz Mountains with German words stamped across them. A local contractor claimed to have opened one and all there was was dirt inside. The general contractor demanded that they use it for the foundation of the mansion. When they were building the mansion the GC made them use every scrap of wood from the crates in the walls of the house. Some were even used for shelves. It all had to be used.  

I am known to enjoy a well-done vampire story here and there, but I've never believed any of them. I am a modern man of legal education and reason, after all. My real estate agent/friend M_____ (funny how the placement of those titles changed so quickly) said he thought that the executors of the mansion—he had yet to track them down—had been keeping the place up all these years (though doing a poor job of it) and had run out of money. The blood trust fund had gone dry, I guess. He tells me the Geblüt Mansion is going to be auctioned “soon.”

“Like how soon is ‘soon’?” I questioned.

“Saturday. Absolute auction.”

“What do you think it will go for?”

“Thirty . . . fifty tops for this 6800 square feet mansion, with five bedrooms, arched stairs, and three fireplaces on forty wooded acres.”

“First, you talk way too much like a real estate agent,” I told him. “Second, there is no way I can come up with that much cash that quickly.”

“Don’t worry, Drew. I’ll front the cash. If I get it in that price range you’ll be the first to know. If you don’t want it, one of my other clients will pick it up in a hurry.”

“Deal,” I said. That was two weeks ago and I'll finish this story tomorrow.


Thursday, February 11, 2010

Geblüt Mansion Foreclosure in Hell, Michigan Part I




As many of you know I grew up in Michigan and I still have a number of family and friends there. A couple months ago I get a call from my ole buddy M_____ who is firmly positioned in the once bright—but now dark and foreboding—real estate business in Michigan. He tells me the only way to make any money buying real estate these days is to snatch one for a song that is in foreclosure. He said he had found the perfect house for pennies on the dollar. To top it off, it was so big it was really a sprawling mansion more than a house.

“Do you want to hear the cool part? The place is in Hell!” M_____ told me.

“Good heavens!” I naturally responded. I had heard of this city before, yet had never visited it in my 27 years in the Great Lakes State. I did some research on the Web. The story goes that a farmer named George Reeves was living there with his large family in 1843. He was uneducated and cared little for names of places. When the county asked Farmer Reeves what he wanted to call the city, he said, ‘You can name it Hell for all I care.’”

When I asked M_____ why the mansion was being foreclosed, he was unsure. That got my attorney mind racing. I had to research the history of the place. Was it owned by wealthy politicians back in the day? Were fascinating charitable events held on the grounds? Gala banquets in the ballroom? Any grizzly murders? (The macabre side of my personality always asks this about any used house. I’ve had my suspicions about a few hotel rooms, too.)

Tomorrow I’ll post what my research found: Missing children?

Monday, February 8, 2010

Andrew's Thoughts on The Legend of the Bell Rock by Frederick Marryat


The classic horror short story by Captain Frederick Marryat titled The Legend of the Bell Rock was first published in 1836. While today we may see originality in the tale, this was not of Marryat's mind as can be seen from The Legend of the Bell Rock poem and introduction found in a 1825 collection of short stories "Characters Omitted in Crabbe's Parish Register; with Other Tales." As Marryat's fame as a writer grew, The Legend of the Bell Rock was collected into an 1841 anthology Olla Podrida. There is much to be liked in this horror short story that hits on the lengths one will go to for love. In the tale the cagey and compassionate residents of Aberbrothwick place a warning bell on a rocky outcropping to signal ships to avoid the area. M'Clise, the protagonist, seeks the hand of the lovely Katarina but her father requires a large sum of money to buy her favor. M'Clise decides to steal the bell and sell it, only to be driven mad by his quest for money and Katarina. This is the haunting close to the story:
The Bell Rock! M'Clise shuddered, and made no reply. Onward went the vessel, impelled by the sea and wind : one moment raised aloft, and towering over the surge ; at another, deep in the hollow trough, and walled in by the convulsed element. M'Clise still held his Katcrina in his arms, who responded not to his endearments, when a sudden shock threw them on the deck. The crashing of the timbers, the pouring of the waves over the stern, the heeling and settling of the vessel, were but the work of a few seconds. One more furious shock,—she separates, falls on her beam ends, and the raging seas sweep over her.
M'Clise threw from him her whom he had so madly loved, and plunged into the wave. Katerina shrieked, as she dashed after him, and all was over.
When the storm rises, and the screaming sea-gull seeks the land, and the fisherman hastens his bark towards the beach, there is to be seen, descending from the dark clouds with the rapidity of lightning, the form of Andrew M'Clise, the heavy bell to which he is attached by the neck, bearing him down to his doom.
And when all is smooth and calm, when at the ebbing tide, the wave but gently kisses the rock, then by the light of Ihe silver moon, the occupants of the vessels which sail from the Frith of Tay, have often beheld the form of the beautiful Katerina, waving her white scarf as a signal that they should approach, and take her off from the rock on which she is seated. At times, she offers a letter for her father, Vandermaclin; and she mourns and weeps as the wary mariners, with their eyes fixed on her, and with folded arms, pursue their course in silence and in dread.
The lack of originality by Marryat in conceiving of the idea (the seed of novelty that is so greatly cherished by true authors of literary genius) for this classic horror short story puts it higher in this list than it deserves otherwise. Thanks for reading and please visit the homepage for the Best Horror, Ghost, Werewolf and Vampire Short Story Blog.
      

Friday, February 5, 2010

The 29th Best Classic Horror Short Story 1800-1849 is The Legend of the Bell Rock


The Legend of the Bell Rock by Captain Frederick Marryat is picked as the 29th best classic horror short story for the first half of the nineteenth century. I will give my thoughts on it next week. Thanks for reading!

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Author of the 29th Best Classic Horror Short Story 1800-1849 is Captain Frederick Marryat



When considering horror literature from 1800-1849, Captain Frederick Marryat (1792-1848) does not often come to mind. In my view two of his tales fit squarely within the Top 30 horror short stories of this important half century for the horror genre. Who was Captain Frederick Marryat? He was an Englishman obsessed with seafaring travel since he was a boy and tried to run away from home a number of times and stow away on ships. When his family saw they could not keep him off the sea, they enlisted him at a young age. Marryat would then travel the oceans of the world for a good part of his life. From 1832 until his death he penned novels of the sea and  a few short stories. Later in life he was a member of Charles Dickens's old circle of friends.

In Edgar Allan Poe's September 1841 review of Marryat's Joseph Rushbrook, he let the world know what he thought about Marryat as a novel writer:
He has always been a very Popular writer, in the most rigorous sense of the word. His books are essentially "mediocre." His ideas are the common property of the mob, and have been their common property time out of mind. We look throughout his writings in vain for the slightest indication of originality, for the faintest incentive to thought. His plots, his language, his opinions, are neither adapted nor intended for scrutiny. We must be contented with them as sentiments, rather than as ideas; and properly to estimate them, even in this view, we must bring ourselves into a sort of identification with the sentiment of the mass. Works composed in this spirit are sometimes purposely so composed by men of superior intelligence, and here we call to mind the Chansons of Beranger. But usually they are the natural exponent of the vulgar thought in the person of a vulgar thinker. In either case they claim for themselves that which, for want of a more definite expression, has been called by critics "nationality." Whether this nationality in letters is a fit object for high-minded ambition, we cannot here pause to inquire. If it is, then Captain Marryat occupies a more desirable position than, in our heart, we are willing to award him.
Fortunately, his horror short stories are of a much better lot. Unfortunately, Poe never commented on them.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Andrew's Thoughts on "The Man in the Bell" Horror Short Story by William Maginn



First published in Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine of 1821, The Man in the Bell was printed in subsequent collections and well received; except by an author named Edgar Allan Poe in America. It's not that Poe was against describing sensations, which he did so well in The Pit and the Pendulum, and A Descent into the Maelstrom, etc., rather he made fun of the way the protagonists in these Blackwood articles logged their sensations, many while they were about to die as if that was normal.
 
Poe listed The Man in the Bell in How to Write a Blackwood Article of 1838 where he punned the magazine, Margaret Fuller (Psyche Zenobia), Waldo Emerson (Dr. Moneypenny) and tales of sensation. There is more background in Edgar Allan Poe Annotated and Illustrated Entire Stories and Poems

And then there was 'The Man in the Bell,' a paper by-the-by, Miss Zenobia, which I cannot sufficiently recommend to your attention. It is the history of a young man who goes to sleep under the clapper of a church bell, and is awakened for a tolling of a funeral. The sound drives him mad, and, accordingly, pulling out his tablets, he gives a record of his sensations. Sensations are the great things after all. Should you ever be drowned or hung, be sure and make a note of your sensations . . ..

I agree with Poe, but point out that parallels can be drawn between the descriptions of the passing of the bell in this story and the pendulum in Poe's story of 1843 that was printed 22 years after Maginn's. The Man in the Bell, however, pales in comparison to nearly every Poe horror short story. This is not because William Maginn was a bad horror short story writer, it was because Poe was so good. Consider this delectable passage:

The roaring of the bell confused my intellect, and my fancy soon began to teem with all sorts of strange and terrifying ideas. The bell pealing above, and opening its jaws with a hideous clamour, seemed to me at one time a ravening monster, raging to devour me; at another, a whirlpool ready to suck me into its bellowing abyss. As I gazed on it, it assumed all shapes; it was a flying eagle, or rather a roc of the Arabian story-tellers, clapping its wings and screaming over me. As I looked upward into it, it would appear sometimes to lengthen into indefinite extent, or to be twisted at the end into the spiral folds of the tail of a flying-dragon. Nor was the flaming breath or fiery glance of that fabled animal wanting to complete the picture. My eyes, inflamed, bloodshot, and glaring, invested the supposed monster with a full proportion of unholy light.

Unfortunately William Maginn did not write more horror tales and this is the only story of his that makes the countdown of the Top 40 horror short stories from 1800-1849.

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